DEATH FROM A STOVE

SOURCE: 'BACON BULLETS', HUFFINGTON POST

WAR SHORTAGES

There are clearly a shortage of wars today, if you go by the content of BBC Radio 4's news output. The following ( genuine ) headlines all occurred in the last few hours:

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PROTESTER TACKLED BY CANADIAN AMBASSADOR

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TEENAGER DRESSED AS A GORILLA ASSAULTED DURING 'VOTE LEAVE' CAMPAIGN

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PYTHON CLIMBS UP TOILET AND CLAMPS ONTO MAN'S PENIS

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